New Shirt
My sister and I disagree on nearly everything. I think maybe tacos and steak might be the only things we both think are awesome. She repeatedly harasses me about the way I dress and I look at her and just shake my head. I told her the other day I wanted to find a plaid shirt. I had a very specific shirt in mind - it has snaps instead of buttons, it’s long sleeved, and the sleeves can be rolled up then secured with a strap of fabric that attaches to a snap. She seemed to think this shirt sounded good. She has shirts that are a bit like this. The plaid and the snaps part at least.
I found that shirt today. I bought it at Guess. She is going to die when she sees it because it has little shimmery threads running through it and jeweled studded Guess logos on each side of the breast pockets - 4 in total. I just can’t wait. I know she will think that I found the worst possible version of that shirt. I think I will wash it today so I can make sure she sees me wearing it tomorrow.